file under: dudes, bodypaint, “classy”
April 18, 2007
So, this is a picture of some restaurant in Whistler:
And this is a picture of some restaurant in LA:
And All I can think is, really? Is this erotic to somebody? I mean other than some Maxim magazine kinda guys who will be all “Dude, we totally ate sushi off some chick’s tits last night!”
Also, I don’t think a chocolate stained pillow is that erotic either, I mean unless you’re in to scat.
May 29, 2007 at 11:31 pm
I think the nude sushi thing is more about power/control than about eroticism/sexuality, inasmuch as those are different things to some people.
That is, it’s more “I’m so goddamn rich that I can afford to pay not only for the raw fish and the expertise that goes into its selection and preparation, but I can also afford to pay for this human being to serve as an inaninmate object to keep our expensive fish off of the floor while we’re eating it,” and less “Wow, this table is totally giving me a boner.”
The next step would be to pay for someone to chew the food for you so that you didn’t have to do it yourself.
May 30, 2007 at 12:01 am
Pre-masticated food! I thought that would be a good business idea too. You could put a picture of a hot girl on the can(though really the food would be pre-chewed by poor families).
July 7, 2007 at 9:48 pm
hmm… I find myself wondering what happens next re the chocolate. Because licking it off seems like going way too far (right?). So they just coat some poor girl in chocolate and then look at her… hmm.
& yes, eating sushi off a nude girl is about power.