Welcome to Canada
The Canadian government recently launched a new tourism ad campaign. It shows pictures of people in outdoor gear doing outdoor things like touching totem poles and touching skis and kayaks. Not actually doing anything, just touching. Now, I know that this is why people come to Canada, to do outdoor things, but it would be nice to see Canada portrayed as some of our south of the border friends see us, as a mysterious socialist utopia.
So I am suggesting a new ad campaign.
In keeping with the “Canada: just touching” theme, the first in the series would be called “fuzzy” and would feature Dan Bejar, Evelyn Roth and a musk ox.
I dunno, seems more interesting than grandparents touching a totem pole.