Seriously, Don’t!

by yayayanonono

Somehow I got on the Barneys mailing list, and I was going to ask them to remove me from said list but then I got this ad. The subject line of the ad says “Don’t you dare…” and then the ad says “not date an organic skater dude”.

What in god’s name are they talking about? There is a picture of a guy in a hoodie and jeans. So I guess he’s the organic skater dude. But who is this ad for? And what’s an organic skater dude? I know straight edge skater dudes. And let me tell you something, don’t date them! They’re boring! And they listen to Fugazi! And they grow up to be alcoholics!

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