Even the Tuareg people have had enough Kate Moss.
I don’t like music festivals. Never have. So the idea of Glastonbury seems like my worst nightmare. Or as the Guardian’s Charlie Brooker put it:
Here’s an entirely random list of things I hate. Mud. Rain. Inconvenience. Any form of discomfort whatsoever. Loud noises. People. People’s friends. People standing next to other people, with yet more people in between. Drunks bumping into you and being sick down your leg. Poorly maintained public toilets.
This is a music festival in the desert in Mali. I don’t know, seems like more fun. Better outfits. Camel races. No Kate Moss.