You don’t need sex when you’ve got a mock turtleneck.

by yayayanonono

When you google “mock turtleneck” these are some of the hits you get:

Nike golf Dri-Fit Mock Turtleneck T

Poker Stars Mock Turtleneck

LL Bean Mock Turtleneck, striped

Embroidered Shamrock Mock Turtleneck

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Utah University Bookstore Mock Turtleneck

Mock Turtleneck Dickies- Compare Prices

Mock Turtleneck Romper and Pants Specs

DJJ Mock Turtleneck: Copshop

Zip Mock Turtleneck Vest: Men’s sweaters at Talbots

Do you see what I’m getting at?